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Public Bathroom
jm8yer
It is time for my bi-annual blog post to my 3 supporters.  Today's topic:  Public Bathroom Etiquette.

Who are the people who routinely leave shit on the toilet seat?  Really?  I couldn't do that.  Were they raised by wolves?  Who shits on a toilet seat and then leaves it there for the next person?  Is this an ego thing?  Is your shit too good?  Are you lazy as all hell and just don't want to clean it up?

It is one thing to do it once and maybe you're having a bad day and the enchiladas last night didn't agree with you and you didn't notice your fecal matter.  I get that.  I'm disgusted by it but I get it.  Bad days happen (seem to be happening a lot where I work).  But this is 3 times in the past 5 weeks.  Sure it could be different people but I share a bathroom with 5 guys.  The likelihood of it being more than one person is very low.  More likely it is one lazy asshole who could give a shit about leaving shit on the shitter!

There is a special place in hell for you seat shitter!  Your own circle of hell awaits you.

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The circle of hell is shaped like a toilet seat!

Ummmm yeah...how in the HELL do people smear poo on the toilet seat? I don't get the logistics of that. Is their ass so big it won't fit over the hole? And don't they check the seat when they are done? I mean if I drop a deuce in a public restroom I would be looking after I flushed to make sure it all went down. Because you know...that would be EMBARRASSING. Do other people not do this? And while looking in said swirling bowl I would NOTICE SMEARED POO ON THE SEAT. How can you not notice smearage of FECAL MATTER?

Ok since I am an official member of the Potty Patrol I have to issue a VIOLATION.

Who are the people who routinely leave shit on the toilet seat? Really? I couldn't do that. Were they raised by wolves? Who shits on a toilet seat and then leaves it there for the next person? Is this an ego thing? Is your shit too good? Are you lazy as all hell and just don't want to clean it up?

I think this is a man thing. Women leave PEE on the toilet seat pretty regularly and I think the same things about them as you're thinking about the pooper, but I've heard reports of poo on men's room seats before so you're not completely alone in this. On the other hand, women do get the bonus of leaving blood on the seat, which I'm sad to say does happen plenty often.

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